Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Guess what we're talking about? (Holiday edition)

I went to a barbecue last night. What can I say? I roll with people who party whenever given the chance. At one point all of the following lines were uttered:

You can't bounce 'em like that!

If you do that, she'll catch it.

Oh yeah, I'm good with balls.

I am a master ball handler.

He can't hit it from the left side.

Double shot!

The girls want the winners.

When it bounces like that, you gotta drink everything it touches.

You do this so often, you brought your own table?!

Those are bigger than I'm used to.

I'm out of practice. I just needed a practice round with my balls.



What were we doing?
A) Filming an adult video, putting Silicon Valley on the map
B) Playing golf
C) Watching Happy Gilmore and inventing our own dialog
D) Playing beer pong in my friend's living room


If you said D, you're right. Mostly.

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